Friday, June 19, 2015

9 Articles On Social Media You Shouldn't Read

MIND BLOWING ARTICLES

Anything that says "NUMBER 7 WILL SHOCK YOU" or "WHAT SHE DID NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND". I assure you your mind will not be blown.


HOT GIRL CLICK-BAIT

Articles that use Kang Ye Bin or some other hot girl on the thumbnail is bound to be terrible. Unless the article is by FHM - those are always good.

This is Kang Ye Bin. This is why people click on articles no matter what they say.
Picture taken from bleacherreport.com


FAMOUS PEOPLE 


Celebrities without make-up, celebrities when they were fat, celebrities' ugly twins, celebrities' ugly fat twins without make-up. 


RICH PEOPLE

If I read another article about Ma Yun telling me how to be rich I will kill myself. Then I will be rich. Because then I'd read the one that teaches me how to be a millionaire FROM MY HOME!


Everybody wants to be Jack Ma.
Not Really.
Picture taken from article.wn.com


"THIS"

People say that a picture paints a thousand words, but a nice picture with the tagline "THIS" is just lazy. Unless it's this picture:

THIS
Picture taken from lolsnaps.com

    BUCKET LISTS 

    Especially the ones that tell you to go places before you die. Yes you will go places before you die, just not where some random guy told you to go.


    UNREAL  

    Lists of things that don't look like they are real. Like the "gates of hell" giant crater in Guatemala which really is a combination of the "blow your mind" article and the "bucket list" article:

    THE GATES OF HELL HAVE OPENED
    Picture Taken from www.telegraph.co.uk
    LANDS

    Amazing things about Iceland / Scotland or some other land. Really is a variation of the places to see before you die article, with the occasional THIS:

    THIS IS ICELAND
    GO THERE BEFORE YOU DIE
    Picture taken from www.fotocommunity.com

    LISTS

    Lists which just aggregate other lists. Kinda like this one.
    Wednesday, October 1, 2014

    BREAKING NEWS - IamAmbulance Taking A Break Due To Political Pressure

    BREAKING NEWS - IamAmbulance has been forced into taking a furlough after external political pressure has been exerted from draconian forces known only by euphemisms such as "work" and "family". When asked to explain why, IamAmbulance spokesperson, Null Lastname, was quoted in explaining, "F*ck you".


    Picture taken from Bajiroo.com
     
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